The Prestige

Review: Predictable ending spoils an otherwise great plot.
Synopsis: Two magicians engage in a battle of egos, ending in vendetta. Bale is classy. Good direction and cinematography.

Blood Diamond

Review: Shocking accent DiCaprio. Moving, dramatic, moral turpitude. Awesomely presented message.
Synopsis: Diamond smuggler is indifferent. Meets girl. Opens eyes a little. Begins to value family over self. Consumerism is evil.

Transformers (2007)

Review: Awesome effects. Cool battle sequences. Shallow on story as expected.
Synopsis: Kid buys car. Tries to impress girl. Car becomes robot. Opposing alien robots battle. Kid saves the world. Impresses girl.

Amercan History X

Review: Ten words? I just need two. Mutts nuts.
Synopsis: Engaging tale of the consequences of racism and the presentation of facts to support an argument. Sickening, horrific. Real.

White Noise

Review: Awesome. Compelling. Chilling. Goosebumps. Under-explained ending. Keaton's finest?
Synopsis: Wife murdered. Contacts husband via TV static. Husband pursues. Nasty spirits displeased, bad things begin to happen.

It's All Gone Pete Tong

Review: Laugh out loud. Interesting. Novel. In your face. Loved it.
Synopsis: Frankie, an Ibiza DJ god goes deaf. He drinks. He does drugs. Things don't improve. He overcomes deafness. Honest.